This question has fascinated all through time, from dinosaurs to the ancient Greeks through to today's great thinkers such as myself. And that's just me, Tøger Torkel, who answered: I am 85 years, 24 days, 3 hours, 12 minutes and 45 seconds (from when I pressed the 'publish post'). How old dubliver you can figure out from the following formula: Your age at death = Your age now + (your mother and father's average age / circumference of your belly across the meter - (0.001 * your zip code) - 1/10 of the fastest you have driven on a bicycle in km / h) and started it all ten. Bulb Easy!